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Homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
> Enter name.
Enter name.
Your name is JASPERS.
You're fourteen years old, born on the SECOND of FEBRUARY. You're the CORE ALTER in an OSDD system, the FELIDAE SYSTEM.
You have a passion for HOMESTUCK, CODING, MORAL OREL, and GENERAL WEIRDCORE/WEBCORE/TRAUMACORE STUFF.
You're NON-BINARY and use HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, and NYA/NYAS pronouns. You're also a GENDER HOARDER, but mainly identify as CATGENDER.
You also have AUTISM, and lean more toward the low-functioning spectrum. You have PSYCHOTIC DELUSIONS due to you having C-PTSD. You ask people to keep this in mind when talking to you, as you might act a way that's a little DIFFERENT THAN OTHERS. Other than that, the only HEALTH ISSUES you have are BRAIN DAMAGE, TOURETTES, BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER, MANIC DEPRESSION, EPILEPSY, and HEART FAILURE.
> Examine room.
Examine room.
DO NOT INTERACT if...
+ you fit the general DNI criteria -- homophobic, racist, transphobic, pedophilic, etc
+ you post exclusively NSFW
+ you claim to be the IRL of any of our fictives
+ you're a fake (endo) system
+ you're an anti OR anti-anti
+ you do not support xenogenders (aka you're an ableist)
+ you're truscum, transmed, or exclusionist
+ you believe that different headcanons for characters can't coexist
+ you have beef with any of the alters/headmates in my system
+ you have an issue with my boyfriend (Aubbie/@arisenAngel_/@terxzis) or any of my best friends (Sarah/@kelpsvd/@gugga.ggugga + Jade/Lucien/@megpoid.cos)
+ you have an issue with my problematic coping ships
+ you dislike my special interests
+ any of my special interests are a trigger for you
+ you erase the canon sexuality and gender of characters
ASK TO FOLLOW if...
+ you kin jasprosesprite^2 or john egbert
+ u interact with/support Toby (@toby._.r/@glasselephants/ @rabbit_235), myles (@jxbileez/@rgbsoot/@RGBsoot), or finch/dean (@glitterfosh/@featheryasshole)
+ your name is ryan, toby, nicole, emily, finch, or emma
+ you don't believe in self-diagnosis
+ you factkin
> John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
Oh awesome yes you absolutely can do this.
Your special interests consist of HOMESTUCK, MORAL OREL, BO BURNHAM and SCOTT PILGRIM (vs THE WORLD). You could talk about these for ages, but you'll hold off. All of them have been integral to you for a long time and you just love them a whole lot. Especially homestuck. It's gotten you out of some very rough times!
Other than that you really like VOCALOID, the tv shows COMMUNITY and THE GOOD PLACE, SANRIO, POKEMON, and a lot of OTHER STUFF that are too MINISCULE to remember at the moment.
Okay, now you wanna talk about your kins.
> Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
yeah! kinning!
you kin almost entirely to cope but some kins are for fun.
you're always friends over kins!
DELUSIONS
x - Jasprosesprite^2 [Homestuck]
x - John Egbert [Homestuck]
IDs
Orel Puppington - Moral Orel
Lil' Hal - Homestuck
High Kins
Rose Lalonde - Homestuck
Roxy Lalonde - Homestuck
Jude Harley - Hiveswap
Wallace Wells - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Meulin Leijon - Homestuck
Mituna Captor - Homestuck
Hajime Haywire - Danganronpa Scene AU
John Crocker - Homestuck
Murrit Turkin - Vast Error
Kevin - C Students
Haruko Haruhara - FLCL
Zahid - Atypical
The Warden - Superjail!
Medium Kins
Puck 'Jake' Caruso - Warpstuck
Jake English - Homestuck
Lanque Bombyx - Hiveswap
Nepeta Leijon - Homestuck
TOR Browser - Web Browser
Rocko Wallaby Rama - Rocko's Modern Life
Low Kins
Hajime Aoyama [Ghost Stories]
Regina George [Mean Girls]
Veronica Sawyer [Heathers]
Jared Kleinman [Dear Evan Hansen]
What about your comfort characters?
Well, your biggest comfort character is DIRK STRIDER! You love him so god damn much. Like, it's crazy. Dirk is just... amazing. He's your favourite homestuck character, and favourite fictional character in general! People can always send you photos of him. Anytime. It's very much appreciated.
Here's some other comfort characters of yours:
DAVE STRIDER!!!!! [ homestuck
LATULA PYROPE!!! [ homestuck
JADE HARLEY!! [ homestuck
ROSE LALONDE!! [ homestuck
ROXY LALONDE!! [ homestuck
JOHN EGBERT! [ homestuck
JOE SECONDOPINIONSON! [ moral orel
nurse bendy [ moral orel
clay puppington [ moral orel
(honestly basically anyone from moral orel, i love all of you)
dismas mersiv [ vast error
dammek [ hiveswap
karkat vantas [ homestuck
sam gardner [ atypical
marvin [ falsettos
> John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
MYLO: Wrap things up!
That's all for now!
If you read up to here, DM whatever account you read this on a worm emoji OR a picture of my biggest comfort character!
My social medias are as goes:
Discord (shared w/ system) - dilfjake#8755
TikTok - nature_tapes
Twitter - ectotwinks
Spam Insta (shared w/ system) - felidaesys
Instagram - jasmotif
AO3 - ectotwinks
tumblr - ectotwink
assorted links + extras
flag + gender hoard | [my fic children (NSFW warning)]()
> Start over?
Flag/Gender Hoard
Omniromantic
Demisexual
Achillean
Panromantic Catgender
Catgender
Catbunnygender
Bunnygender
Pupgender
Kaomojigender
